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You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You are fired and you’re fucked!

You're fired and you're rogered!

There is worthwhile news for Juan. But, 1st, there is bad news. Layla Redd, his hawt boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” that skirt chaser says. “You wanted to see me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify u of your dismissal today.” Juan is confused. “You mean I get to go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and cuz u are fairly new, we’ve had to terminate your position first.” Juan is in shock. He can not make no doubt of it. This woman chaser needs this job. “Do u have everything you’d like to say before we walk u to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there’s one thing I would adore to say. Now that I don’t work here anymore, would it be alright to say I’ve wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been contemplating to do this for 2 years,” Juan says. “I want u would have told me,” Layla says. “Too bad you need to leave now. How about a goodbye screw?” And so, in a day or two, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he gotta screw his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are nice days and there’re bad days. And sometimes, there are bad days that turn out to be very wonderful.

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