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When calls the hard-on!

When calls the hard-on!

When calls the stiffy!

“I really like The Hallmark Channel,” said Gia Francesca, a 42-year-old cougar from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The Hallmark Channel…as in Hallmark greeting cards. Plenty of fascinating romance and family ram. That just goes to flaunt you that Gia has a cushioned spot. And here, her Lothario, Tyler, has a unyielding spot. Or a stiffy. We don’t think The Hallmark Channel is for him.

There is no romance in this scene. There’s Gia mouthing wang. There’s Tyler playing with Gia’s admirable love melons. There is Gia getting her bushy fur pie drilled. And there is Gia opening her throat for cum.

Hallmark Channel, eh?

“I am open-minded about a guy’s looks and even his age,” Gia told. “I go far more for what’s in their heart and I at least hope they have a wonderful head on their shoulders.”

Did that babe say “heart” or “hard-on”? We think this babe said “heart.” We’ve wonderful hearts. At least we think we do. We also have hard-ons.

At this point, you might be wondering, “How did Gia discover her way to Is this really the place for her?” She is not a swinger. That babe is not a nudist. That babe says her family and allies would be very surprised to see her here. But get this: She identified us! And she was not looking for The Hallmark Channel!

“This might sound boring, but I am actually just a basic goddess,” Gia said. “I don’t need everything nutty. Just a lady-killer appreciating himself with me and me with him.”

And that’s what happens here.

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