There Need to Be Six Ways to Fuck a MILF’s Arsehole
It was the great Paul Simon who sang, “There Need to Be Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover.” Here, we’re singing, “There Must Be Six Ways To Bonk A MILF’s Backdoor.”
You just slide it in the back, Jack.
Shove it in her rear, ya hear?
U don’t get to be coy, Roy.
Just receive your schlong free.
Hop on her arse, Gus.
U do not need to discuss much.
Just pound that trunk, punk.
And receive your jock free.
Or smth like that.
We’re not songwriters, you know. Just a bunch of guys who know a admirable anal M.I.L.F. scene when we watch one.
The stars of this movie are Rose Marie, Raquel Sieb, Karen Kougar, Daisy, Lativa and Melanie.
There need to be Six Ways To Shag A MILF’s Rectal hole.
Which is your much loved way?
