“You could definitely call this my punk rock phase,” El explained to us. “I spent so much time living up to my parents’ expectations. You know the drill-ballet, straight-A scholar, not at all had everything to swallow or whatever. I just got fed up with it when I moved away for Uni. I realized everyone else had those great stories and adventures and I did not. I went out and got my 1st tattoo within a week of being there. Then I gave my 1st irrumation at a party I was not even invited to. I at not time learned the guy’s name. I plan on settling down one day, but for now I am just plan to focus on enjoyment.”
“I asked this boy I met at the pub to take these. This chab did not seem to have a problem with it! He truly snapped a dunky in number shots on his mobile, also. I detected out later that this chab sent ’em to all of his allies along with the text, ‘Check out this freak I am with. She ASKED me to take these.’ His phone started blowing up after that. His entire fraternity wanted to come over and take turns on my vagina. I turned them down ‘cuz I just wanted his meat-thermometer that night. Maybe I’ll do it in the future, though.”
