Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, orders 2 bigger in size than run of the mill Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery man arrives, that babe decides she’d rather have his cock than dinner.
She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.
“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”
The thing is, that woman chaser doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would indeed love to copulate you.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.
So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where this babe sucks his ramrod, hops on top of it, rides it rock hard and jacks him onto her charming face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.
And what are pizza delivery chaps for? To shag hawt MILFS. At least that’s the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.
Fast poll: Who receives more porn muff?
A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable boys
Furthermore, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. That babe is a Mother and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. She is divorced. She’s a swinger. She can’t live with out dudes who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The best job she’s ever had?
“Shooting for you, certainly!”
The foremost job for studs who urge to have sex with porn MILFS? My vote goes to pizza delivery dudes.